What movies have not aged well?
Last Updated: 19.06.2025 08:30

-”Ah so!”
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
Dr No
-Bond slapping Tracy.
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
Moonraker
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
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-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
Octopussy
The Man with the Golden Gun
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-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
A View to a Kill
-J W Pepper
You Only Live Twice
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
-All the bad guys are black.
Goldfinger
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
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-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
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From Russia With Love
Diamonds Are Forever
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
Live and Let Die
How is bestiality wrong, but killing animals for sport or trophies is considered okay?
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
-”She is very sexyful!”
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
Has anyone ever had sex with their cousin? How did it start, and would you do it again?